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Debian’s Security Sneeze: A Comedic Look at PostgreSQL Vulnerabilities
While Debian battles a few hiccups in PostgreSQL’s database system including memory disclosure flaws and SQL injection opportunities, we take a comedic dive into their wild ride of incident response. No system is ‘pawfect’, after all.

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Well, it seems like Debian's got its pants in a twist. Yet again, we learn that even the big dogs aren't immune to the occasional stumble, as multiple vulnerabilities were discovered in the PostgreSQL database system. It's a wild ride in the world of incident response, folks. One moment you're sailing smoothly in the ocean of data, the next you're bailing out water from your sinking ship called 'security'. Let's dive deeper into the ocean of bits and bytes to understand what's going on!