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Log4j: The Cyber Zombie That Just Won’t Die – A Comical Take on Businesses’ Patching Fails
Thought the Log4j vulnerability was as passé as your uncle’s disco moves? You’re wrong, slick! This cyber zombie just won’t stay dead, causing more headaches than cheap tequila. With businesses patching endpoints worse than I avoid carbs, Log4j vulnerability patching is the thriller of the…
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So, you thought that old Log4j vulnerability was as outdated as your uncle's disco moves? Well, think again, hotshot. This relic from the past is still causing more headaches than a cheap bottle of tequila. Businesses, it seems, are about as good at patching their endpoints as I am at avoiding carbs. Log4j: the cyber equivalent of the zombie apocalypse. It's dead, it's buried, but it just won't stay down!Already a member? Log in here