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Xfinity’s Epic Fail: When Binge-Watching ‘Mr. Robot’ Costs 36 Million Customers Their Data!
So, Xfinity had a “Houston, we have a problem” moment when Citrix Bleed gatecrashed, leaving the data of 36 million users up for grabs. Seems their cybersecurity team missed the memo while binge-watching Mr. Robot. Now, “Xfinity Data Breach Citrix Bleed” is the latest chapter…

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Well, well, well, looks like Xfinity is having a not-so-infinity-and-beyond moment, thanks to a spicy little number called Citrix Bleed. Apparently, Xfinity's cybersecurity team was too busy binge-watching 'Mr. Robot' to notice a breach big enough for 36 million users' data to go walkabout. You'd think they might have noticed when the perpetrators left the door wide open between October 16 and 19, 2023, but hey, who are we to judge?