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SEC Twitter Blunder Sparks Bitcoin Frenzy: No 2FA, No Peace of Mind!
In a plot twist worthy of a sitcom, the SEC’s tweet about Bitcoin ETF approval was a hack job, not a bull market signal. Note to the SEC: 2FA might be worth a tweet. #No2FA #CryptoComedy

Hot Take:
Oops, they did it again! The SEC's Twitter got hijacked faster than a teen's TikTok in math class. And what did our digital desperados tweet? Only that Bitcoin ETFs were as good as gold. Spoiler alert: They weren't. That's one way to send the crypto markets into a digital rollercoaster, all without the safety bar down. Remember, folks, 2FA isn't just a fancy dance step; it's the bouncer at the door of your online life.