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VPN-pocalypse: Hackers Exploit Ivanti Flaws to Hijack Less Than 10 Firms!
Struggling with Ivanti flaws? Suspected Chinese hackers have exploited zero-days to party on less than 10 customers’ networks. Cue patches and a dash of espionage! #IvantiVulnerabilities 🐉🔓💻

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Oh boy, it's a double-zero-day extravaganza! If you thought one zero-day was a cybersecurity party, imagine chaining two together for an unauthenticated command execution conga line. Ivanti might as well throw in a free toaster with every exploit, because hackers are popping these vulnerabilities like champagne corks! 🍾