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Linux Device Takeover: Unmasking the Stealthy NoaBot Cryptojacking Scheme
Discover how NoaBot, the stealthy Linux-targeting malware, has swapped DDoS drama for crypto-mining mischief, covertly commandeering computing clout for clandestine coin collection.

Hot Take:
Who knew Linux devices had a secret life of crypto mining? Seems like Mirai's got a cool cousin in town—NoaBot. It's like the family black sheep, but instead of getting into trouble, it's digging for digital gold and doing its darnedest to stay off the cyber police's radar. Sneaky, sneaky.