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Cybersecurity’s Irony: Soaring Attacks Yet Startups Face Valuation Slumps
In the cyber realm, it’s a battle royale: attacks surge, dollars fly, yet startups brace for valuation vanishing acts. Noname’s security may be tight, but its financial forecast? Expect turbulence. #CybersecurityShakeout

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Oh, the irony! Cybersecurity is hotter than a stolen laptop on a summer day, yet these poor startups are about to get a cold shower in valuation. It's like throwing a cybersecurity gala and everyone's invited, but when the bill comes, suddenly it's not so popular. Noname Security might soon be No-Money Security if investors have their way with those valuations!