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Linux Malware Epidemic: How NoaBot’s Stealthy Cryptojacking Worms Through IoT Devices
In a twist of cyber fate, NoaBot turns Linux devices into crypto-mining comedians, silently cracking jokes at your SSH’s expense. Say hello to the malware that laughs in the face of detection, all the while mining digital dough from the shadows. #NoaBotNightmares

Hot Take:
Hold onto your penguin hats, folks! The notorious Mirai botnet has gone to the dark side of cryptocurrency mining on Linux devices, proving even the grungiest malware can get a glamorous, if shady, glow-up. But wait, it's stealthier than a ninja in socks on a velvet carpet! NoaBot, as the cool kids at Akamai are calling it, is playing hide and crypto-seek with a smugness that even the most seasoned cybersecurity pros can’t help but slow-clap for.