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Finnish Firms Frozen: Akira Ransomware Rampage Wipes Backups, Targets Cisco VPN Flaws
Feeling Finnish-ed by Akira ransomware? Finland’s cyber sentries warn of a backup-busting blitz, advising a switch to offline sanctuaries. Remember, the 3-2-1 backup rule isn’t just good math, it’s survival.

Hot Take:
Oh, Akira, not content with just encrypting files, you've gone full Thanos on backups! Finnish companies are learning the hard way that when Akira ransomware says "I'll be back," it's not just a catchphrase but a promise to wipe every digital memory you hold dear. And for those using tape backups thinking they're in a 90s safe haven—guess what? Akira's got a mixtape eraser too. It's like the universe is telling us, 'Go offline or go home.'