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VPNocalypse: China-Linked Hackers Exploit Double Ivanti Flaws to Compromise Under 10 Firms
Suspected Chinese hackers have a new trick up their sleeve: exploiting not one, but two Ivanti flaws for a cyber-espionage party. Less than 10 RSVP’d, but the damage? Priceless. Patch your Ivanti before it’s gatecrashed! #CyberSecurityChaos

Hot Take:
Just when you thought your trusty VPN was the cloak of invisibility in the cyber realm, it turns out it's more like a neon "hack me" sign. Behold the latest cyber-spectacle: a dynamic duo of zero-day flaws in Ivanti products, exploited by China's digital ninjas. Less than 10 customers got a VIP pass to this unwanted hackathon, but it's a stark reminder that even the mightiest digital fortresses have backdoors... and sometimes, they're wide open.