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eBay’s $3M Settlement: A Harrowing Tale of Online Marketplace Menacing Gone Wild
eBay’s $3M Mea Culpa: The tat bazaar coughs up cash to settle a spine-chilling stalking saga. The Steiners, targets of an eBay ex-employee vendetta, now watch the cyberbullies face justice—and a lawsuit still looms. 🕵️♂️💰#eBayCyberstalkingSettlement

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Who knew a global marketplace could turn into a creepy flea market of felonies? eBay's gone full rogue, shelling out $3 million to say "my bad" for its ex-employees' side hustle in professional harassment. Pro tip: When the customer service handbook says 'monitor your critics,' it doesn't mean with live spiders and GPS trackers. Maybe stick to constructive feedback forms next time, eBay?