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Senator Wyden Slams SEC for Cybersecurity Slip-Up: Calls for Immediate Investigation into Bitcoin ETF Tweet Hack!
Oops! The SEC’s Twitter got hacked, and Senator Wyden isn’t having it. He’s demanding the deets on the agency’s “inexcusable” cybersecurity slip-up. #SECsecuritySnafu

Hot Take:
Think your fantasy football league's security is lackluster? Wait until you hear about the SEC's Twitter troubles. They've managed to turn "secure" into "se-curely need to up our game." It's like forgetting to lock the vault at Fort Knox and wondering why everyone's suddenly flashing gold tooth grins. Multi-factor authentication, folks—it's not just for your grandma's email anymore.