Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Election Security on Edge: US Polls Face Cyber Threat Tsunami with Shoestring Defenses
Facing a cyber siege, US elections teeter on the brink. Understaffed, underfunded, and overwhelmed, officials brace for a digital storm as AI-enhanced threat actors gear up. Will democracy withstand the onslaught? Stay tuned, voters. #ElectionSecurityThreats

Hot Take:
Looks like the staffing situation in local governments is more strained than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler—and just like those jeans, the risk of a rip during election season is uncomfortably high! Seriously though, if we're trusting Aunt Irma's 2004 Dell desktop to secure the vote, we might as well send out engraved invitations to cybercriminals. And with AI joining the dark side, deepfakes could start popping up faster than political ads during a swing state dinner hour.