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Botnet Bandits Boost Cloud-Keys: Feds Flag Androxgh0st Malware Mayhem
Beware the ghost in the machine: Androxgh0st malware haunts outdated servers, snatching cloud credentials faster than a poltergeist at a password party. Patch those CVEs or prepare for a spectral takeover! #CybersecurityBoo

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Oh boy, it looks like the cyber baddies have found their new BFF in Androxgh0st, a malware so clingy it latches onto old vulnerabilities like they're going out of style. It's the digital equivalent of wearing bell-bottoms in 2023, except instead of funky fashion, we're talking about funky felonies. Dust off those CVE archives, because the ghosts of cybersecurity past are haunting the cloud!