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Alert: Citrix Warns of Active Zero-Day Attacks; VMware and Atlassian Patch Critical Bugs
Beware, NetScaler users: two zero-day bugs are on the prowl! With a CVSS score that’ll make your firewall sweat, these vulnerabilities are not just gate-crashers—they’re party poopers. Time to patch up or risk the cyber tango! #ZeroDayZest #CybersecurityFoxtrot

Hot Take:
Another day, another set of zero-days - Citrix's NetScaler ADC and Gateway are flashing vulnerability warning lights, and the cyber bad guys are throwing a hackathon. Meanwhile, VMware's Aria Automation is singing out of tune with a critical flaw, and Atlassian's Confluence is acting more like a Pandora's box of code execution bugs. Patching season is open, folks, and it's raining exploits!