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JPMorgan’s Cyber Siege: 45 Billion Daily Hacks Fuel $15B Tech Arsenal
JPMorgan Chase is fending off hackers like they’re on a clearance sale—45 billion tries daily! That’s double the digital dodgeball from last year. With a $15bn tech shield and an army of 62,000 cyber guardians, it’s no wonder they’re the Silicon Valley of finance. Cyberattacks?…
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45 billion attempts a day to hack into JPMorgan Chase? At this rate, the hackers might start earning frequent flyer miles for their persistence. But with JPMorgan dropping a cool $15bn on tech and boasting a tech army bigger than Google's, it's like watching a cyber version of 'Home Alone'—except Macaulay Culkin is now a team of 62,000 technologists setting up digital booby traps.
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