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Hack Attack: Docker Dilemma as Cryptojacking Campaign Deploys XMRig and Traffic Gamer 9Hits
Docker Dilemma: Sneaky cyber scamps deploy dual-threat duo—XMRig and 9Hits—to mine crypto and munch bandwidth. Who knew virtual pickpocketing could be so diverse?

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Well, well, well, if it isn't another ingenious scheme by the cyber baddies! This time, they're playing the ultimate multitasker, juggling between mining cryptocurrency with XMRig and gaming web traffic with 9Hits Viewer. It's like discovering your vacuum cleaner can also make smoothies—it's unexpected, bizarre, and frankly, kinda genius. But instead of sipping on a fruity blend, we're left cleaning up the mess as our Docker hosts gasp for CPU breath. Bravo, hackers, for your creativity, but maybe next time, use those powers for something a little less... felonious?