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Apple Bows to EU Law: Opens App Store Gates Amid Security Concerns
In a juicy twist, Apple’s bending to the EU, prepping your iPhones for a wild ride outside the App Store garden. Get ready, Europe—it’s app anarchy (with a side of caution) come March! #AppleUnleashed

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Oh, the times they are a-changin'! Despite Apple's tight grip on its App Store like a dragon clutching its gold, the EU has come in like a knight in shiny legislation, forcing our digital hoarder to share the wealth with third-party app distributors. Could this be the dawn of a new era, or just a Trojan horse for cyber ne'er-do-wells? Stay tuned to this medieval tech saga!