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Jenkins Under Siege: Critical Exploit PoCs Hit the Web, Patch Now to Foil Hackers!
Ready to automate your chaos? A critical Jenkins flaw lets unauthenticated users play peek-a-boo with your files. Patch before they patch you out! #JenkinsVulnerability

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It's open season for cyber hunters, and Jenkins servers are the game du jour! With a critical vulnerability that's about as welcome as a screen door on a submarine, attackers can now go "file fishing" without even needing a license (or proper authentication, for that matter). Brace yourselves, developers; it's going to be a bumpy ride on the Continuous Integration train!