Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Hackers Beware: CISA Clamps Down on Ivanti Security Flaws
In an urgent “off-and-patch” memo, CISA tells US agencies to sideline Ivanti gear faster than a clown at a rodeo, thanks to pesky hackers exploiting vulnerabilities. It’s patching season, folks—no connection until the coast is clear! 🛠️🚨 #IvantiSecurityScramble
Hot Take:
Looks like Ivanti's New Year's Resolution to avoid making headlines has already gone the way of my gym membership—abandoned faster than you can say "critical vulnerabilities". CISA's basically turned into that overbearing parent who won't let the kids touch the cookie jar until they've proven they won't make a mess. Spoiler alert: the jar is the internet and the cookies are the government agencies' network security. Let the digital diet commence!Already a member? Log in here