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Raspberry Robin’s Rapid Rise: Malware Masters One-Day Exploits for Stealthy Strikes
Raspberry Robin worms its way into the malware hall of fame, now wielding new one-day exploits for a stealthy privilege boost. It’s like the Swiss Army knife of cyber threats—now with extra obfuscation!

Hot Take:
Oh, Raspberry Robin, you sneaky worm, always looking for new ways to escalate privileges like a teenager trying to sneak into an R-rated movie. With your penchant for zero-day shopping sprees on the dark web, you're less Robin Hood and more Robbin' Everyone. Hats off, though, for your commitment to continuous self-improvement – if only you'd use your powers for good!