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Data Déjà Vu: France Reels from Record-Breaking Infosec Breach as 33 Million Citizens Compromised
Keyphrase: “massive security breach in France” Sacre-bleu! Nearly half of France is reeling from a massive security breach, as 33 million baguettes—err, citizens—get their personal data pinched. Mon Dieu, where’s the cybersecurity garlic? 🥖🔒💔 #DataBreachDrama

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Oh là là, cybersecurity breaches are as fashionable in France as berets in a Parisian café. This time, though, it's not about stolen croissants but rather the personal data of 33 million French citizens. Sacrebleu! As for the Canucks wanting to ban a geeky gadget because it might help someone pull a Gone in 60 Seconds? Good luck with that, eh? And let's not forget our friend in Florida, who seems to be running a discount identity theft outlet from his prison cell. Multitasking at its finest, folks!