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Beware of Snap Traps: How Malicious Linux Packages Could Sneak onto Your System
Ubuntu’s “command-not-found” could be a Trojan horse in disguise, as attackers leverage its innocent suggestions for a ride into your system—no validation ticket required. Linux safety? More like snap-trap! 🐧💻🎣 #LinuxSecurityLoophole

Hot Take:
Who knew that typing 'sl' instead of 'ls' could one day install more than just a steam locomotive on your screen? With Ubuntu's 'command-not-found' turning into 'malware-found,' it's like having a digital Pandora's box that suggests you install the cyber equivalent of sketchy street food. Seriously, who needs enemies when you've got a command line that's more eager to betray you than a Shakespearean villain?