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Exposed and Notified: DOD’s Cybersecurity Snafu Finally Hits Home
“Got mail? So did 20,600 individuals after a DOD email oopsie left sensitive info on a password-free server. Like an open diary in a high school hallway, the cybersecurity blunder is now in the ‘who read my secrets’ stage.” Focus keyphrase: DOD email oopsie.

Hot Take:
Who knew the "defend" in Department of Defense stood for defending against their own oopsies? A year later and the DOD is like that friend who finally texts you back with "Sorry, just saw this" after leaving your message on read for ages. Only this time, it's not just a brunch plan that's been ghosted; it's 20,600 individuals getting a belated "btw, we spilled your data" note. Better late than never, I guess?