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Victory for Privacy: EU Encryption Backdoor Ban Triumphs for Digital Rights
EU slams the brakes on Chat Control, hailing encryption as the untouchable guardian of privacy. No backdoors, just applause—criminals, take note! #EndToEndEncryptionTriumph 🛡️🎉

Hot Take:
Europe just swiped left on "Chat Control" and said "It's not me, it's you" to any laws that try to put a chink in encryption's armor. The European Court of Human Rights is basically that friend who stops you from texting your ex (aka opening backdoors to criminals), and privacy cheerleaders are popping the champagne. Take that, Big Brother!