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AI Ethics or Profit? Tech Titans Grapple with Regulating the Future
In the AI accountability arena, tech titans pledge to be good, but concrete steps are as elusive as a politician’s promise. OpenAI’s lawsuit and vague vows hint at a future where AI’s leash is as tight as cooked spaghetti. #AIResponsibility

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Oh, another AI ethics pledge? That's as reassuring as a chocolate teapot in a tech sauna. It's like all the big tech names just discovered CTRL+C and CTRL+V for 'responsibility' and 'future generations.' But worry not, dear citizens, for OpenAI's CEO is 'excited'—and excitement is the ultimate cybersecurity measure, isn’t it? Meanwhile, Elon Musk is playing the litigation symphony in the background. Stay tuned for the next episode of 'As the AI World Turns.'