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April’s Patch Tuesday Surprise: Microsoft Seals Zero-Day Leaks Amidst Sneaky Cyber Assaults
In April’s Patch Tuesday scramble, Microsoft ninja-patched two zero-days—CVE-2024-26234 and CVE-2024-29988—both exploited in the wild. Initially incognito, now fully recognized as the villains of vulnerability, these bugs are no match for Microsoft’s stealthy security squad. Watch out, malware—Patch Tuesday’s got its game face on.

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It's like a game of Whack-A-Mole, but with zero-days instead of adorable, pixelated critters. Microsoft's Patch Tuesday is the mallet, and this month, they're swinging at not one, but two sneaky vulnerabilities that decided to crash the cyber party. It's a tale of digital deception, signature shenanigans, and a security saga that would give soap operas a run for their money. Who needs TV drama when you've got the thrilling world of cybersecurity patching?