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Asus Router Apocalypse: TheMoon Malware Botnet Hijacks Thousands of Devices
Beware, your ancient Asus router might be part of “TheMoon” malware’s cosmic conquest, powering a shady proxy service. Secure your cyber-galaxy: update and password-protect! #CybersecurityComedy

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Looks like it's time to turn that old Asus router into a doorstop, because if you don't, TheMoon malware might just recruit it into the cybercriminal underworld faster than you can say "What's my Wi-Fi password again?" Seriously, these routers are joining the dark side quicker than a Sith Lord on a bad day, and if you're still using one, you might as well put up a sign that says "Hackers Welcome!"