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Atomic Stealer Strikes Back: Mac Malware Now Encrypts Payloads, Triples Price Tag!
Duck and cover, Mac users! Atomic Stealer’s got a shiny new encryption cloak for Christmas, hiking its naughty list rental to $3,000. Remember, only you can prevent cybersecurity fires—stop, drop, and roll away from those sketchy downloads! #AtomicStealerUpgrade

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Just when you thought your sleek MacBook was safe from the nefarious clutches of cyber baddies, Atomic Stealer swoops in with a makeover, flaunting its new encryption wardrobe and a price tag that would make Apple accessories blush. It's like the malware went on a fancy shopping spree, and now it's catwalking through the internet, phishing for your passwords and cookies like they're going out of style.