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Azure Service Tag Flaw Exposed: Hackers Might Access Your Data, Microsoft Disagrees!
Beware the Azure Service Tags snag! While Microsoft may say “chill, it’s just for routing,” wily hackers are rubbing their hands with glee, eyeing your data like candy. 🍬👀 #AzureServiceTagsVulnerability

Hot Take:
So, Azure Service Tags have become the digital equivalent of leaving your front door open, but Microsoft insists it's more like leaving a welcome mat out? The cyber bad guys must be rubbing their virtual hands with glee, ready to RSVP to the unguarded data party that no one intended to throw!