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Banish Malware for Free: Kaspersky’s New KVRT Tool Brings Linux Security Salvation
Linux users, rejoice yet remain vigilant! Kaspersky’s KVRT is here to bust the myth of invulnerability and kick pesky malware to the curb—for free!

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Who knew penguins could catch a cold? Kaspersky's latest gift to Linux users is like chicken soup for the digital soul. Sure, it's not a fancy cybersecurity butler to shoo away internet baddies in real-time, but hey, a free malware-fighting scan tool is the kind of love letter to Linux we didn't know we needed. Just remember, folks, it's BYOI - Bring Your Own Internet.