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Beware the Bait: “Warmcookie” Malware Devours Networks with Phony Job Offers
Beware the “Warmcookie” malware, served hot through phony job offers! Elastic Security Labs warns of this sneaky threat that can snap a screenshot and snoop on your system quicker than you can say “I’m hired?” Stay vigilant or risk being cookie-crumbled by cyber confectioners! 🍪💼🖥️…

Hot Take:
Next time you get a job offer in your inbox, it might just be Warmcookie trying to bake itself into your corporate network. With a sweet name like that, who knew malware could be so... sinisterly scrumptious? Elastic Security Labs uncovered this digital cookie monster, and let's just say, it's not here to share cookies but to pilfer data crumbs instead.