Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?
Beware the Faux Feds: CISA Warns of Rising Impersonation Scams Targeting Your Treasure
Beware the faux feds! CISA warns of scammers impersonating them, but rest assured, they won’t ask for your gold—or your secrets. #CybersecurityMimicry

Hot Take:
Oh, the irony! The guardians of the cyber realm, CISA, are now the face of the latest scammer fashion trend. Who would've thought that the protectors of our digital treasure chests would become unwilling catfish in this twisted romance with cybercriminals? Remember folks, if CISA slides into your DMs asking for Bitcoin or advises you to bury your savings in your backyard, it's time to swipe left on that scammer!