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Beware the Upgrade: ValleyRAT Malware Evolves to Hijack Screens and Silence Antivirus
Beware of ValleyRAT, a malware so sneaky it makes ninjas look clumsy. This cyber-nuisance now grabs screenshots and clears its tracks faster than a teenager after a house party. Chinese hackers, you’ve outdone yourselves! #ValleyRAT #CyberSecurityBoogeyman

Hot Take:
ValleyRAT's latest makeover is like the cyber equivalent of a Swiss Army knife, but instead of opening bottles, it's popping sensitive info and dodging antiviruses like it's in The Matrix. Seriously, this RAT's got more tools than a home improvement store on Black Friday, and it’s sneakier than a ninja on a silent retreat. Meanwhile, Agent Tesla's slinking into Spanish inboxes, showing that language barriers mean nada to these digital pickpockets.