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Bigpanzi Botnet Bonanza: Hackers’ Wealth Windfall from Hijacked Android TVs and Set-Top Boxes
Beware the “Bigpanzi” botnet bandits, covertly commandeering countless Android TV boxes into their cyber-swarm since 2015. With 1.3 million IPs hoodwinked, your set-top box could be their next gold mine! 📺💰🤖 #BotnetBonanza

Hot Take:
Who knew your innocent Android TV could lead a secret double life as a cybercriminal? The "Bigpanzi" botnet drama sounds like a soap opera for techies, complete with malware minions and illicit streaming services. Just when you thought it was safe to binge-watch in your PJs, your set-top box joins the dark side to wreak havoc on the internet. Is no device sacred anymore? Cue dramatic music and a cliffhanger ending!