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Buyer Beware: Evolve Bank’s Ransomware Ripple Effect Rocks Fintech Giants Wise & Affirm!
Financial Fiasco: Evolve Bank’s breach leaves Wise and Affirm’s data dangling. It’s like a piñata of personal info got whacked, and now everyone’s scrambling for the pieces!

Hot Take:
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you ransomware, you make... headlines? Evolve Bank & Trust is serving up a bitter cocktail of data breaches and financial insecurity, with fintech garnishes Wise and Affirm adding a twist of "personal data on the rocks." Stir in a dash of regulatory side-eye from the Federal Reserve, and you've got yourself an Imperfect Storm cocktail, best enjoyed with a side of cybersecurity audits. Cheers!