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Cash for Cyber-Snitches: U.S. Slaps $10 Million Bounty on ALPHV/BlackCat Affiliates
Seeking cyber snitches! The U.S. dishes out a $10M bounty for dirt on ALPHV/BlackCat’s ransomware rogues. Even their cyber-cronies count; it’s a snitch-fest bonanza! 🕵️♂️💰 #CybercrimeCluedo

Hot Take:
Looks like the U.S. State Department is channeling its inner 'Wanted' poster vibes by slapping a juicy $10 million bounty on info about the ALPHV/BlackCat cybercrime syndicate. With a reward this high, it's like a real-life game of "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?" but with less geography and more cyber sleuthing. And, in a plot twist straight out of a telenovela, the gang's own affiliates are ratting them out after a classic 'take the money and run' move. Drama, deception, and data breaches – oh my!