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Cashing Out on Unicorns: How Shareholders Win Big with High-Growth Startups Amidst IPO Drought
In a startup slow-growth quagmire, unicorns with less than 20% annual revenue growth face valuation vertigo. But hey, investors in hotshots like Stripe still find a silver lining—or should we say, Sequoia cash-out clause!

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Money grows on unicorns, or does it? In the mystical land of startups, it seems that even when the IPO market is snoozing, the lucky few riding high-speed unicorns like Stripe and Wiz can still shake their money trees. But beware the drought-stricken unicorns, for when their growth stumbles, those money leaves might just wither away.