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China-Linked Hackers Exploit Ivanti Zero-Days: Secure Your VPN Now!
Suspected China-linked hackers used zero-day flaws in Ivanti gear for a cheeky breach. Less than 10 customers snared, but the comedic value? Zero. Patch up, folks! 🛡️ #CybersecurityCliffhanger
Hot Take:
Who needs a time machine when you've got cyber vulnerabilities that let you waltz into networks like they're open-bar time-travel parties? Ivanti's Connect Secure and Policy Secure have rolled out the red carpet for our alleged Chinese hacker pals, offering a two-step dance of doom with vulnerabilities that make network security look like Swiss cheese – full of holes and somewhat stinky. Bravo, Ivanti, for turning patch release into a suspenseful serial drama! 🕺💻🧀
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