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CISA Sounds Alarm on Microsoft Hack: Feds Scramble as Cozy Bear Nabs Emails!
Breaking News: CISA’s comedy of errors unfolds as “Midnight Blizzard” gives Microsoft a cold shoulder, swiping govt emails. Say “privet” to Russian hackers and “do svidaniya” to secure correspondence. Reset those passwords, folks – it’s a cyber sitcom no one subscribed to! #CybersecurityChill

Hot Take:
Oh no, not again! In a daring digital heist reminiscent of a bad spy movie, those sneaky internet ninjas have been at it once more, pilfering poor Microsoft's precious emails. CISA's waving red flags like they're trying to stop a bull in Pamplona, telling everyone to batten down the hatches and check for digital footprints. And, of course, there's a deadline because nothing says 'urgent' like a calendar invite for cybersecurity homework. Stay tuned for the next thrilling 'Patch It Now' episode!