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Cisco Seals the Deal: Urgent Update Fixes Catastrophic Password Peephole
Batten down the hatches! Cisco plugs a password-pilfering pitfall, rated maximum severity. Now, even your admin’s creds aren’t safe from crafty cyber crooks. Time to update, or you might as well hand out your passwords like candy! #CiscoSecurityFlaw 🛡️💻🔐

Hot Take:
Oh, Cisco, you had one job: Keep passwords safe! But now it seems like anyone with a Wi-Fi connection and a grudge could play 'musical passwords' on your SSM On-Prem servers. Maybe it's time to swap 'Smart Software' for 'Super Secure Software,' eh?