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Club Penguin Heist: Hackers Waddle Off with 2.5GB of Disney’s Top Secrets
Hackers waddled into Disney’s servers, not for old Club Penguin ice, but for a 2.5 GB corporate treasure chest. Disney’s response? Radio silence. #DisneyDataHeist 🐧💻🔓

Hot Take:
Disney's Club Penguin may have waddled off into the sunset, but it seems some sneaky cyber-sneaks couldn't let the ice melt on their parade. They've dipped their flippers into Disney's digital vaults, swiping more than just virtual fish. With a treasure trove of Disney's secrets now floating in the cyber sea, it's a stark reminder that even the Magic Kingdom isn't immune to a little black magic from the hacking underworld. Penguins may not fly, but it looks like Disney's internal info sure can!