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CosmicSting Havoc: Millions of E-Commerce Sites Snub Critical Adobe Patch!
Attention online retailers: CosmicSting isn’t a new energy drink, but it sure can energize hackers to raid your ecommerce site! Patch up or face the digital music. #CosmicStingSecurityBlues

Hot Take:
Apparently, millions of ecommerce wizards think their magic is strong enough to ward off the CosmicSting without a patch. Surprise! It's not, and your virtual shop's back door might as well have a "Rob Me" sign hanging on it. Now, who's up for a game of "Patch Me If You Can" with a 9.8 critical severity score on the line?