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Credit Card Heist Alert: Popular Facebook E-Commerce Plugin Exposed to SQL Injection Attacks!
Swipe Left on Hackers: Your Facebook login could be the VIP pass for cyber-thieves in the latest ecommerce platform scare. Patch your pkfacebook plugin, or kiss your credit card info goodbye. #PaymentInformationPilfering

Hot Take:
Well, folks, it seems our friendly neighborhood plugin pkfacebook decided to pull a 'Swiper, no swiping!' on unsuspecting shoppers. Who knew that adding a dash of Facebook to your ecommerce cocktail could lead to such a security hangover? Cheers to the eagle-eyed researchers at Friends-of-Presta for spotting the cyber-baddies crashing the ecommerce party. Now, let's all update our plugins before our credit scores start looking more dismal than my attempts at a keto diet.