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CrowdStrike Update Fiasco: 8.5 Million Windows Devices Hit with Blue Screen of Death
A faulty CrowdStrike update caused a global Windows outage, hitting 8.5 million devices with the infamous blue screen of death. From hospitals to banks, chaos reigned until Microsoft, AWS, and Google Cloud stepped in to save the day.

Hot Take:
Looks like CrowdStrike’s “Falcon” update swooped in with all the grace of a wrecking ball, leaving millions of Windows users singing the blue screen blues. Who knew cybersecurity could be so… entertaining?
Key Points:
- Faulty update from CrowdStrike causes global outage impacting 8.5 million Windows devices.
- Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) brings operations in hospitals, airlines, and banks to a halt.
- Microsoft is collaborating with AWS and GCP to develop a scalable solution.
- The problematic update targeted malicious named pipes but caused a logic error instead.
- Less than 1% of all Windows machines were affected, but the impact was significant.