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Cyber Alert: Androxgh0st Botnet Targets Microsoft and AWS, FBI Issues Security Tips
Beware: Hackers’ new botnet targets Microsoft and AWS, wielding Androxgh0st malware like a cyber Swiss Army knife. FBI and CISA urge updates ASAP!

Hot Take:
Just when you thought your inbox was safe from everything but your boss's 'urgent' emails and those incessant 'win a yacht' spam messages, along comes Androxgh0st to add a little extra spice to the cyber stew. It's a botnet bonanza, with hackers targeting Microsoft and AWS assets like they're collecting Pokémon cards. And let’s be honest, with vulnerabilities named like Star Wars droids, it seems like cybersecurity is the new frontier for galactic battles – may the patches be with you!