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Cyber Espionage Unleashed: Ivanti’s Zero-Days Become Hacker Heaven
Dodge the digital espionage! Ivanti’s zero-days turned hacker playgrounds are no joke. Get the deets on how cyber spies deployed their malware mirth, targeting systems like a stand-up targets a heckler. #NoPatchForLaughter 🕵️♂️💻

Hot Take:
Just when you thought it was safe to connect to the internet, hackers come swinging in like Tarzan on two fresh zero-days in Ivanti Connect Secure. They're not just any hackers; they're espionage aficionados with a penchant for custom malware and a taste for the 'espionage' flavor of the month. If your cybersecurity strategy was a cheese, right now, it'd be Swiss—full of holes and in desperate need of a melt-down!