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Cyber Pandemonium: Noodle RAT Malware Confounds Experts, Unleashes Global Cyber Threat
Unmasking Noodle RAT: Not your average pasta dish, but a malware menace! Chinese hackers savored this spicy cyber sauce, mistakenly labeled as Gh0st’s cousin, for a covert eight-year hacking feast. #MalwareMixup 🍜🐀✨

Hot Take:
Oopsie Noodle! Chinese hackers have been slurping up data with their Noodle RAT, and it took the cybersecurity world nearly a decade to realize they weren't just reheating leftovers from the Gh0st RAT malware kitchen. Now, that's a spicy meat-a-ball of an oversight!