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Cyber Siege on NHS: Outdated IT Sparks Health Hazard Havoc!
Beware the byte! The NHS is fending off cyberattacks with the digital equivalent of a spoon. When the IT’s so old it’s in hieroglyphics, it’s no wonder 6,000 appointments got ctrl-alt-deleted. Time for an upgrade, stat! #CybersecurityMayday

Hot Take:
When the NHS gets a cold, it's not just sniffles and a day off—it's a full-blown cyber flu with ransomware snot! Professor Ciaran Martin's warning about the antiquated IT immune system of the NHS is like telling someone who's already sick that they forgot their vitamins—a bit late, and a whole lot of "I told you so."