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Cyber Sleuths Bust Bank-Draining Hacker: A Cautionary Tale of Dark Web Dealing and Digital Thievery
Caught red-handed! Ukraine’s cyber sleuths nab a 31-year-old hacker for peddling pilfered passwords and plundering bank accounts. This digital desperado’s dark web deals in dollars and data are done for. #CybercrimeCrackdown

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Calling all cybercrime aficionados: gather 'round for the tale of a digital Robin Hood gone rogue – except, instead of giving to the poor, he sold to the dark web! Ukraine's very own 31-year-old cyber baddie has been caught red-handed, or should I say, red-mouse-clicked, peddling bank deets like they were hotcakes. And let's face it, in the dark web's bazaar of naughtiness, these were the croniest of cakes. Oh, and he was driving a Mercedes-Benz SUV – because if you're going to run a cybercrime empire, might as well do it in style, right?